vladimirmasters

I'm being stalked and harassed on tumblr so guess who's back here now

They filed reports against me that aren't even based in fact so my blog was suspended anyway.
Tbh i don't mind much
I'm just annoyed these people are so hellbent on ruining my life and think spreading rumors on tumblr is going to do that.

Anyway, I'm moving to work in Disney World in january so there's a positive update.

Hello, I’m taking commissions so here’s a little info

price can be negotiated depending on what you’re asking for (no halo armor at this time)

My preferred payment method is PayPal ( noxicosis@aim.com is the email for it )

i can do anything you ask me too as long as you give reference for me if it’s something i don’t already draw

i am open to any fandom

if you want something specific please let me know

please send me a message UNANONYMOUSLY for further details 

my prices are:

sketch: $5 for the first character +$2 for any additional characters

simple colour sketch:  $10 for the first character +$5 for any additional characters

simple colour clean one character: $15 for the first character +$5 for any additional characters

full colour with shading and simple background one character: $20 for the first character +$10 for any additional characters

wow okay i don't have any pictures yet
so okay i was davesprite this year
everyone loved my costume!!! even though i barely put effort into it!
they loved my sword  :: »»
it was kinda hard to walk around though with my wings and sword but ah
my friends showed up, they were tavros and vriska and we hung out for a while until the homestuck photoshoot
THAT WAS SO COOL THERE WERE LIKE A HUNDRED OF US!!
we were so organised i was so amazed and there were so many cool variations of all the characrters man!
another friend showed up as zombie jane, she looked awesome : »>
we took more pictures and then like we hung out with another group of homestucks and we like made a huge circle and played mafia except it was the homestuck version so we played mindight crew
it was super fun man wow
i liked that i was in a mask cause i was less shy and i could joke around more and be a cool kid
um friends had to leave but i wanted to stay for the dance so i was alone for a few hours
i kinda hung out with a mom, dad, and bro for a while until they left and then i hung out with a cal
me and other people kept stroking my sword it was really funny
it was like walking around the con with a yard long boner
when i was waiting in line for the dance a dave told me he was gonna save a dance for me but i left before i got to dance with him
three johns asked me to dance(i taught one of them how to slow dance)
and a terezi asked me to dance (technically i shouted at her "HEY TEREZI LOOKIN GOOD GIRL" when she walked by and she was like "omg, u wanna dance or something")
i think more people would've danced with me if i had stayed longer
i think my sword was a little intimidating too but dancing with it wasn't actually that hard
i got my picture taken sooooooo much
and also i was videotaped by a few people
i did gangnam style for one of them but i lost his business card so idk how i'll see the video
this was a really fun experience
i really liked being a part of a big fandom like this
everyone in it were so friendly to me like we were already friends
OH
and i had a few people recognise me as vladimirmasters too which made me feel so cool!!
IM REALLY OUT OF ORDER AND RAMBLING IM SORRY
a terezi offered me a bucket and i denied her of all this dave
and when we were playing mafia man u guys alibis are hard to come up with
when i was asked what i was doing i said i was hanging out with jadesprite all night (eyebrow wiggle)
and then another time i said i was teaching john how to drop some sick beats
and vriska was teasing tavros with a bucket and tavros asked me if i knew what a bucket was for and i was like what for like cleaning supplies??? i thought i was clever doesn't john say something like that idk
and then another vriska like was all over me and i just turned to tavros and was like sorry dude hahah
oh and vriska and jade were like freaking petting my wings and i was just like whoa ladies
oh and another time i was stroking my sword cause it looked like i was jackin it okay and tavros was like whoa man we need a bucket over here agh save that for ur stridercest(because i mentioned keagan cosplayed dave)
ANYWAY I THINK THAT'S EVERYTHING I CAN THINK OF RN SORRY THAT WAS REALLY ALL OVER THE PLACE
I REALLY LIKED BEING A PART OF ALL OF THIS

let me know if you have or have seen any pics of me i was a White Davesprite

———————————-(M/F) Human Slashes——————————————
Amythest Ocean, Violet Haze- Danny/Sam
Shallow Sapphire- Paulina/Danny
Gray Ghost- Valerie/Danny
Hunter Silly- Tucker/Valerie
Twinkle Techno- Star/Tucker
Techno Smarts-Tucker/Jazz
Veggie Burger, Ghost's Absence-Tucker/Sam
Jock Goth- Kwan/Sam
Sports Satellite- Kwan/Star
Makeup Honor- Dash/Paulina
Moronic Genius, Brain Cookies- Maddie/Jack
Spurned Affection- Vlad/Maddie
Psycho Cereal, Obsessive Meddler - Vlad/Jazz
Dumb Founded- Dash/Sam
Cloned Romantic – Dani/Tucker
Carbon Copy Quarterback- Dani/Dash
Sue Killer- Dani/Danny
Phantom Satellite- Danny/Star
Gothic Vampire- Sam/Vlad
Misplaced Faith, Secret Disaster- Valerie/Vlad
Sibling Secrets- Jazz/Danny
Teacher's Pet- Lancer/Jazz

Cream Cheese- Vlad/Dani

————————(M/F) Human and Ghost Slashes————————————
Phantom Rocker- Danny/Ember
Misery Motivated- Vlad/Spectra
Evil Goth- Dan/Sam
Dark Gray- Dan/Valerie
Timely Intelligence- Jazz/Clockwork
Young Bloodthirst – Dan/Dani
Haunting Desire- Danny/Desiree
Purple Prose- Ghost Writer/Sam
School Spirit- Spectra/Lancer
Circus Freaks- Freakshow/Lydia
The Freak Behind Blue Eyes, Dark Fire- Ember/Freakshow
Ghost Envy- Jazz/Freakshow
Techno Babble- Jazz/Technus
Classic Cliche- Jazz/Ghost Writer
Young Love- Dani/Youngblood
————————————(M/F) Ghost Slashes——————————————
Hunter's Flame- Ember/Skulker
Punk Rock-Youngblood/Ember
Pirate Food- Youngblood/Box Lunch
PackagedFood- Box Ghost/Lunch Lady
Black Cat - Johnny 13/Kitty
Guard Granter - Walker/Desiree
Melancholy Assistance-Spectra/Bertrand
Traps Desired- Desiree/Skulker
Punk Poet- Ember/Ghost Writer
Talkative Treacherous – Technus/Desiree
Insane Asylum- Walker/Spectra
Retro Movie Faire- Poindexter/Dora
Hunter's Flame- Skulker/Ember

———————————-(M/M) Slashes——————————————
Swagger Bishie, Locker Bruise, Teddy Ghost- Danny/Dash
Pitch Pearl, Photonegative Narcissus- Fenton/Phantom
White Fang - Wulf/Danny
Pompous Pep, Endangered Species- Vlad/Danny
Boxed Phantom-Danny/Box Ghost
Iambic Prose-Danny/Ghost Writer
Esperanto Code of Conduct- Wulf/Walker
Doubly Evil, Bitterly Broken- Vlad/Dan
Lactose Intolerant- Vlad/Dairy King
Electric Hunter, Sparks, Generator- Technus/Skulker
Striking Fear-Masters/Plasmius
Tireless Dedication- Ghost Writer/Vlad
Blood Red Ink - Dan/Ghost Writer
Phantom Fumble- Danny/Kwan
Haunted Past, Enslaved Exemplar- Dan/Danny
Meddling Minutes- Dan/Clockwork
Temporal Trust- Danny/Clockwork
History Books- Ghost Writer/Clockwork
Dark Times- Freakshow/Clockwork
The Wrong Sick- Danny/Jack
Literature Lovers- Danny/Lancer
Tyrannious Hope- Danny/Pariah Dark
Callous Query- Danny/Skulker
Savant Par- Danny/Tucker
Jail Bait, Ghostly Prisoner- Danny/Walker
Tight End- Dash/Kwan
Go Packers- Dash/Vlad
Spaghetti and Meatballs, Hypnotic Shadows- Freakshow/Johnny 13
Penslammeter- Walker/Ghost Writer
Pac Man- Jack/Vlad
Not So Useful Distraction- Kwan/Vlad
Techno Geeks, PDA, Technological Advancement- Technus/Tucker
Cosmic Cyborg- Technus/Danny
Quacker- Tucker/Kwan
Dark Side, Control- Dan / Freakshow
Pitched Tent, Publicity stunt- Danny/Freakshow
Anonymity Park- Danny/Amorpho

Nu Goth- Elliot(Gregor)/Danny

———————————-(F/F) Slashes——————————————
Evil Alliance; Fake-Up, Make-Out -Sam/Paulina
Somber Sear-Ember/Sam
Feline Grace- Jazz/Kitty
Blacks and Blues-Ember/Sam/Jazz
Kith Kin-Sam/Jazz
Hide n' Seek- Sam/Valerie
Famous Satelite – Star/Paulina
Hunter's Facade – Paulina/Valerie
Hot December- Desiree/Ember
Sweet Substitution- Valerie/Dani
———————————-Threesomes and Foursomes —————————————-
Hourglass Chess, Chaotic Chess - Clockwork / Dan / Freakshow
Bittersweet Redemption - Dan / Danny / Vlad
Everlasting Trio - Danny / Sam / Tucker
Blacks and Blues - Ember / Jazz / Sam
Pacman^3, PacQueen - Jack / Maddie / Vlad

Rocker's Boys- Dash/Ember/Kwan
———————————-(Misc) Slashes —————————————-
Unidentified Flying Ship- Danny/Wes
Cream soup-Danny/Fenton Thermos
Phsychotic Sues- Danny/OC

Love Sucks- ghost weasel/fenton thermos

bless you watchers who followed me for danny phantom a year ago and are still following me